For chemists alcohol is not a problem it's a solution.

The blind guy

How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony?
It's not hard!

Cut off

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now...

The Flintstones

Media reports that people in Dubai wouldn't understand the humor of the Flintstones.
But I know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi do!